slippery when dead

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

So many fiber arts have difficulty levels that are less about your level of skill than your ability to tolerate extreme multi-step processes.

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

it's thousand yard stare summer

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

having a hard time focusing today. i've also had a hard time focusing for the previous 15 or so years leading up to now but this post is about today.

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

it baffles me when people say “i got tricked into watching this show for a ship that isn’t even canon” bro if those men had kissed, you would’ve SEEN it. i’ve seen gifs of men making out in shows i have no desire to watch. i’ve seen sex scenes from movies that nobody has ever heard of. when men kiss on screen, i am notified

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[GUY WHO HAS THE MANNERISMS OF A NEUROTIC PREY ANIMAL VOICE] yeah i really believe that i am always a pretty calm person. cool. Collected, even

you have permission to pick that 2 year old "abandoned" project back up. it's not mad at you for setting it aside. and maybe time and distance have helped ease or erase the things that made you put it down in the first place.