it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

every time a young gay person quits smoking or makes the decision that they want to quit, the sun shines on us all with the promise of happiness and beauty.

So can non-disabled people stop doing that thing where they act like it’s morally righteous to force yourself to work while you’re sick and assume taking sick days automatically equates to laziness. Any time now. That’d be great

The leader of the scout group I help out at approached me out of hours while I was walking to work to tell me that people have been talking behind my back because I missed more sessions than I attended this term (on account of having Covid twice) and was like “We all show up when we’re sick because we take responsibility” and I felt really shitty and guilty and cried the whole workday then I got home and told my mum and she was like “So they want you to throw up on the kids? That’s dodgy. They don’t even pay you. Stop going” and a wave of serenity hit me like a bus

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

i just saw a thread of people saying it was ridiculous and totally unrealistic for the teenagers at the party in hereditary to be making a cake with walnuts while they were drunk and it's disproportionately pissing me off. none of you are getting fucked up with fat bitches and it's why you will not achieve enlightenment

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

happy pride everyone

DTFQ on 960 days left

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

He's turning The People's House into Six Flags Over Washington

I guarantee that this is being built in a rush by non-union labor, so we have a real opportunity for a Final Destination scenario here.

like to charge reblog to cast

we probably gotta stop rating things women do on a scale of empowering/not empowering at some point

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

love a character that's like. i survived (<- not a brag) (<- this is a curse that weighs on me every waking hour)

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels