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So like an hour ago I just learđŞ¨ď¸ľď¸ľned thatâ what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that
letâs go strip mining. i found an ore vein! take off your shirt!
You're gonna find a lot more veins if I take off my shirt
Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.
Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.
Look, there are grown adults out there who ask an AI to summarize 200-pages books. I bet some people legitimately use the "summarize this email" feature even though the email would not fill a book page. To such people, the idea that children can read at all is probably beyond comprehension.
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Long live the king
Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning
Breaking Bad season 5 headline
stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!
citations still have to be APA 7th edition though. if you plagiarise, the gods will flood the yellow river again. and you'll lose your academic standing.
(The Gods, personal communication, July 18, 2024)
I dreamt that there was a new meme that went, âIf I dids it, I dids it. If I didsnât, I didsnât.â There was a third line, but I forgot what it was.
happy to report iâm back on my bullshit
and a rare variant
HOW DID YOU KNOW THEY WERE CAT MEMES IN MY DREAM
>:3âŹ
THATâS IT, THATâS THE MEME FROM MY DREAM
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sorry I have some kind of brain disease
I suspect this was meant as a visual pun because this server is rated for 733 watts, almost exactly one metric horsepower
if it wasnât for some kind of brain disease, we would all have forgotten this punchline. everyone say thank you some kind of brain disease

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Would you rather..
be half your age
twice your age
Wait. This kind of question is always terribly vague.
Does it just change my physical age? If so, I might just need to wait a little so that "half my age" brings me after my voice changed, so I could still pass as adult.
Or does it teleport me through time to the age I choose, but with my mind of today? If so, there's no way I would skip the coming years while I could instead go back, maybe avoid some errors I made (not too many, I don't want to ruin the timeline), and buy a fuck ton of bitcoin as soon as I can.
Or does it teleport me but also gives me the mind fitting my new age? If so, what even is the point?
Or does it not teleport current me, but instead brings past/future me to this day to replace current me?
Or do you just mean "do you think you were happier as a teen than you will be as an old dude?", which brings its own set of philosophical questions on "what is happiness and how subjective is it"...
Sam Handwich.
If Pikiwedia says it it must be true.
I made Pikiwedia real. Works for any Wikipedia page. Use this wisely :)â
Oh, wary dell vone
Goodmorning to the Anthropic Claude AI training scraper that suddenly decided to request 660 thousand pages (exactly the number I had remaining on the starter plan) and brought Pikiwedia down.Â
Sudden switch from diverse user agents like chrome, safari, messenger preview to Just Claudebot. I'm not even mad though, this is maybe the funniest thing possible, because I've inadvertently poisoned their training data with thousands of fucked up articles with normal urls.Â
Pikiwedia perseveres, back up with a better robots.txt. I hope Anthropic has a gery vood time with Pikiwedia's data :))
Whenever I think about the value of something being done by a person who really understands the job from a lifetime of experience, I think of my first restaurant job. My goal was to work every position, and I started with a year and a half in the dish pit at 16yo.
When i started as a dishwasher, i was trained by an old career dish pit man named Claudio. He'd spent his whole life washing dishes. It allowed him to move to just about any city in the world that he wanted to and get a job without having to deal with complex hiring processes or strict resumĂŠ requirements. Which was the main thing he wanted out of a career. I still think about him.
He'd seen a lot of people come through that station who either didn't consider it a real job or thought it was beneath them, on their way to "better" or "more important" things. And, in retrospect, those first two days he was sort of doing the minimum with me that he could do and still respect himself when he told the manager he'd trained me.
But, maybe it was because i was really interested in learning all the positions there were in a restaurant because i knew they were ALL important, or because i was a hard worker, or maybe it was because i tried to have real conversations with him in my broken spanish and did my best to not make him speak any english unless he wanted to, but after a couple days there was a big shift in the way he and i worked together, and he started to really teach me.
That place ran the dish pit with one dishwasher, so when he was done training me I was going to be doing the job on my own.
The thing that stuck with me the most, for the rest of my restaurant career, was this... and it wasn't just the actual things he was saying, but a completely new way of looking at what i was doing within the context of how the restaurant ran. I came in for my 3rd day and he said
"When you work alone, you want to go home by midnight?"
we clocked on at 3:30 and took a half hour lunch break and usually skipped our tens, so, yeah i absolutely did want to get off work by midnight
Then, even tho i already knew where most of everything was by that time, he took me around and showed me all the dishes, cups, pots and pans, spatulas, silverware, had me look at all of it. Then he told me to remember that almost every one of the dishes I was looking at would be used more than once by the end of our shift- we were clocking on to wash the entire building full of dishes multiple times.
Then he led me back over to the industrial dishwasher most restaurants have, which looks like this:
and then this 60 year old career dishwasher from Mexico City said the thing that changed how I looked at restaurant jobs forever
"This machine takes two full minutes to run a cycle. We are on the clock for 8 hours. That means we have a maximum of 240 times we can run this machine. If you want to wash all those dishes, clean your station, mop, and clock off by midnight? This machine has to be on and running every second of the shift.
If you don't have a full load of dishes collected, scraped, rinsed, stacked, and ready to go into the dishwasher the second it's done every single time? You can't do it. If, over the course of 8 hours, you let this machine lay idle for just one minute in between finishing each load and being turned on again? Instead of 240 loads, you'll do 160 loads.
[like, literally, he had done this math, he had these exact figures]
160 loads instead of 240 loads means you are doing 20 loads in an hour instead of 30 loads. That means the dishes are going to pile up. The cooks will run out of pots and pans and will have to stop and wait for you, the servers will run out of plates and cups and have to stop and wait for you, and your night is going to SUCK. Every part of how this restaurant works can grind to a halt because of that idle minute between dish loads, and if it does you'll have an entire building of people in a hurry and all waiting on you.
And it means you're going to be here until 2 am doing the 200+ loads of dishes this restaurant goes through every night.
For this to work, you MUST have this dishwasher on and running every minute of the shift. As soon as you turn it on you have two minutes to have the next load ready. See these large items i put to the side down here? One or two of them takes up all the space in the machine. I keep them here so that if the machine finishes and shuts off before i'm ready for it i can stick one of these in there and turn it on again immediately. You have to think like that to do this job without stress."
The way he was looking at how the whole restaurant ran, the way he was looking at how he'd spend each minute of the entire shift, the way he broke down what the physical limits were and how to max them out so he could do his job and go home on time without stressing out... The way this 60 year old guy, who had never had professional ambitions beyond being a dishwasher, was still such a competent and brilliant expert in his field.
It was all such an important lesson, and one that stayed with me through every position i went on to work in restaurants, dish pit, busser, server, cook, all the way up through manager before I finally got out of my restaurant career
Claudio never wanted to be anything but a dishwasher who didn't stay any later than he had to.
But he knew how that restaurant ran better than most of the other people in it. I never had a chance to truly thank him for the specific lesson he taught me, because while it had an immediate impact, I didn't really understand how valuable a lesson it was until much later.
But I've thought about Claudio and what i learned from him many MANY times in my life.
All of this. Disaster befalls any company that holds no regard for the expertise of the lowest level staff.
In my younger years I worked at a medical office that managed both mental health and addiction recovery. The company had purchased an empty lot down the road from the building we rented to build a better facility with larger capacity. The CEO worked for months with the architect, and just as they were finalizing everything they happened to let me - who was the receptionist at that time - take a gander at the blueprints. It took all of three seconds for two major issues to jump out at me.
âThe receptionist canât see the waiting room from her desk with this layout.â I said. âItâs around the corner and blocked by a wall.â
âIs that important?â They asked.
âDo you want me to be able to keep track of the patients who are waiting?â I asked.
âIsnât that what the sign-in sheet is for?â They asked me.
âNot everyone who comes here is signing in for an appointment, some are coming to check in, some people are here for the group therapy and need to be directed to the other side of the building, some people are painfully shy and if I donât appear warm and inviting they wonât approach.â I explain.
âHow often does that even happen?â They asked.
âEvery day.â I explain.
âBullshit.â They said.
âIâm not joking at all. Also, where is the chart room?â I asked.
âOh, over here.â They said, pointing to a tiny closet on the far side of the building from the receptionist and check out desks. It was tucked neatly beside the CEOâs office. To get there the secretaries would have to go through two sets of security doors and it would be a five minute walk each way.
âWhy isnât it next to the front office, since thatâs where the people who use it are?â I asked.
âWe had concerns about people just going into the chart room to goof off and not do their work. It takes them away from their desks too much. You should only go in the chart room twice a day - once in the morning to pull the charts for the day, and once in the evening to put way the charts. It would remain locked and the CEO would have the key and let you in to supervise.â They said.
âWe pull charts the day before so everything is ready to go and we can alert staff if a patient with additional needs is coming in. We have to go in the chart room every time a patient calls in thatâs having a problem with their meds or is in crisis or otherwise has a question for the nurse. We have to go in there every time someone cancels and we are able to fit a waitlisted patient in. We go in there 20 - 30 times a day for legitimate reasons. The only reason any of us has ever gone in there to take a minute was when we got news that a patient had died and we were crying. And even then, we filed charts as we sobbed because no one in this office has free time.â
They stared at me.
âSit with me for an hour and see what happens up here.â I said.
They took the blueprints away from me before I could keep looking at them, but they took me up on sitting with me. They didnât last an hour. They changed the blueprints to fix both things Iâd pointed out.
Unfortunately, they didnât let me keep looking at it and they never asked the janitor what he thought, so no one caught the final fatal flaw in the design.
There were no closets in the entire building. Nowhere to put our supplies. And Iâm not talking just a place for stationary and pens. I mean no janitorial closet. Nowhere to put paper towels and toilet paper or cleaning products. Nowhere to put holiday decorations or anything at all. They completely forgot about storage of any kind and immediately started eyeballing my hard-won chart room for it.
They wound up putting all the supplies in the cabinets under the sinks in the public bathrooms. And, surprising to no one, all of it got stolen after our first week in the new building. All our spare keyboards and monitors and phones and even our paper towels just walked out of the building. Because the CEO who had never worked a lower level job in his life wasnât convinced closets were worth it.

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so funny that english lost overmorrow and ereyesterday because in romania we kept even the days after/before those
mâine = tomorrow, poimâine= tomorrow + 1 (overmorrow), RÄSpoimâine = tomorrow + 2
techincally we can add "rÄs" from now on to signify the number of days we add, like rÄsrÄspoimâine as tomorrow + 3
the same with yesterday (ieri), alaltÄieri, rÄsalaltÄieri
also alaltÄieri (ereyesterday) literally means "the other yesterday" for some reason
i may say this is another win for romanian, because as far as i know all latin languages have the words for tomorrow/overmorrow (because of the latin roots) but the fact that we use "rÄs" to add days is a suffix/root/morpheme we stole from the slavic languages around
I can't say for other latin languages but I feel like French kind of cheats since our words very literally translate to "after-tomorrow" and "before-yesterday". They work well as independent words, but it does feel like we didn't have specific words and had to fix that in a hurry just to outsmug the English.
so funny that english lost overmorrow and ereyesterday because in romania we kept even the days after/before those
mâine = tomorrow, poimâine= tomorrow + 1 (overmorrow), RÄSpoimâine = tomorrow + 2
techincally we can add "rÄs" from now on to signify the number of days we add, like rÄsrÄspoimâine as tomorrow + 3
the same with yesterday (ieri), alaltÄieri, rÄsalaltÄieri
also alaltÄieri (ereyesterday) literally means "the other yesterday" for some reason
i may say this is another win for romanian, because as far as i know all latin languages have the words for tomorrow/overmorrow (because of the latin roots) but the fact that we use "rÄs" to add days is a suffix/root/morpheme we stole from the slavic languages around