this is like 100% petty all things considered but i just can’t wait until some of u learn that it is absolutely normal for people of any age to refer to their dads as “daddy” in many parts of the south like it isn’t a red flag there. 60 year old women in my family still refer to their dads as “daddy.” and btw i think anyone should be allowed to call their own fathers whatever they want without someone either making it nasty or being accusatory like don’t you get tired of making ppl uncomfortable for no reason

good morning to every person who calls their parents mommy or daddy or pápi or papa or mama or baba or any other “childish” name. and to everyone who is unnecessarily rude or condescending under this post please go back to sleep and get some good rest so you’re not as cranky and mean to strangers on the internet.

how do you manage to convert food into red coal not once but twice

:3 feels happier than :) But not as genuine as :]

:3!!!

You understand the treasures!

He's a 10 but. No guys literally he's 10 years old who gave him a gun. Guys I'm serious we can't have a feral 10 year old with a gun running around our barricade

I think enjolras is the kind of person who cannot fucking separate his moral convictions from his amusements. in canon he is "serious in his enjoyments". so basically whenever you play monopoly with enjolras he refuses to pay rent or buy any properties and tries to abolish jail. he takes the kings and queens out of the deck of cards. he liberates trapped minecraft villagers.

grantaire is definitely someone who gives a million different answers to rhetorical questions joly will be like “guess who i just saw” and r just starts listing people “jesus” “mary j. blige” “that woman from home alone 2 who fed the pigeons” or marius comes into the musain like “guess what!!” and there goes r “the 10th dentist finally agreed trident is the best gum” “the government finally admitted that aliens exist”

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Slams the reblog button so damn fast