saruman? are you kidding me?

frodo, riding up to bag end, utterly done with everything

#the legendarium#the scouring of the shire is like being asked to close after working a ten hour shift (via @dorwinionwhining)

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

finding songs you havent heard in 10+ years that actually fuck harder than they used to to you is one of my top five feelings in the world i thjink

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

“how many times are you going to listen to that song” until the void in my heart is filled