Just me..? 28 NB learning how to live.

Im always scared to call someone my friend because what if they dont consider me a friend and hate me because of that

girl.. i saw you shrieking in the middle of the forest to summon terrifying creatures. can i get your number

do u ever see what ppl ur age are accomplishing and ur just like “wow” and u go back to bed

all of the vices are even fucking expensive rn. we really do just have bed #mybed

everything is so fucking hard

getting out of bed is hard, changing clothes is hard, eating food is hard, moving is hard, socializing is hard, playing games is hard, doing fucking nothing is hard, being alive is so fucking hard and I don't even get to remember the times when the hardships were worth it

neither a puppyboy nor a puppygirl they call me andogynous

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

whgy do youy fackinngng hateme

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