walking into fairy circles on purpose

BANDIT PLATE

Damn, that's useful

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

the best time to read percy jackson is when you’re at peak middle-schooler awkwardness and haven’t read enough literature by more experienced writers to judge it for its mistakes. if you start it after taking more than one high school english class, you might have standards that can get in the way of enjoying a teacher’s first try at writing a five book series that diverse characters, written in a literary atmosphere where any fiction with characters with politicized existences were meant to be mocked and smothered into oblivion. but if your spirit is youthful enough to ignore the often noticeably new-at-this and just-trying-their-best writing, it's magical and will cling to you forever like a parasite, and as you age, the ghost of its literary potential will occasionally possess you and show you versions of the original material that are the coolest shit since people in stompy boots and eyeliner. the community of old fans possessed by ghosts of literary potential welcomes you with open arms. the prophecy foretells that this country of refugees will one day leave their camps in Ao3 and Tumblr to storm an office and hold a publishing company exec at gunpoint, and the ghosts will live again

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

The library says thank you for boosting our circulation stats and the book will still be here later if you want it another time <3

it’s a beautiful day to check out a book from the library

its a beautiful day to return a book to the library unread after it auto renews 3 times

“this character did not act in the most objectively logical way possible!” is not ! actually valid literary criticism

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

Hell yeah 🤙

Biczechual

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Need one more to unlock the door

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost

At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again

this one really resonated with you all, huh

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice