You are a man who does science for the sake of science, hoping that by putting test subjects through endless lethal tests will make money materialize in your pockets. Your entire company is made of brilliant people, making things like wormhole shooting devices, sentient panels cubes and guns, and so many more things, but you never thought to sell the portal gun, or the turrets, or anything for that matter. You’re nothing more than an eccentric moron who got lucky selling shower curtains.
Friend, I have no idea where you get the idea we at Aperture don't sell our own products. Turrets are our best seller on the military and domestic markets, we've got angel investors lining up to line our pockets and we are delivering! Our grade-A gels are revolutionizing sports, and as for that "eccentric moron" comment, I'll have you know-
[Greg's Note] The boss, gets a little hung up on his own intellect. Just- trust we've got a good team in accounts and another in marketing, we're doing just fine here.
















