sometimes I think about how deranged the Rich Inner World of Caroline Portal must look from the outside. what are we, collectively, DOING here

don’t get me wrong it’s gods greatest gift to humanity and I mean that, sincerely,

she’s mentally ill, she’s gay but homophobic, her feelings on cave johnson could constitute a new DSM, she loves it when people die, she’s a compulsive liar, she’s the normalest girl on earth and we don’t even know her last name

caroline girlies reblog this post and say what your favorite trait to project onto her is mine is. actually this is too personal post canceled

the traits a caroline girlie projects onto caroline are between you god and cave johnson

thinking about poison au again. ouuarrrgghhh

what if you were secretly slowly poisoning your boss as revenge for years of ill treatment and because you were his assistant you also end up as his caretaker treating the symptoms of the illness you’re causing and slowly you started to fall in love with this sick mean old man and he started to fall in love with you and in his devotion he condemned you to immortality as a digital slave to the facility you helped him build, a role you never would have been in succession for had you not made the decision to slowly kill him in the first place would that be fucked up or what

the GL in GLaDOS stands for Girls Love btw