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What the fuck is that

ballsack bird....

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

DIG

DIG

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OOPS TOO DEEP

My worthless service dog that has seizures every time I do

I’m gonna be honest with you guys, I was always really confused about why June 19th was the day, and not something like December 6th, for instance. But this handily explains exactly why, thank you!

This stuff always freaks me out because I want to reblog but I dont want to spread or enable these posts. Its so gross and it also feels like turning real world issues into engagement bait

"you have to reblog this" no I don't SCROLL

beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic

wizard who's too lazy to name things properly and so can't ever find the incantation she's looking for bc her spellbook is full of spells called shit like 'aaaa1' and 'asdfghjk'

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hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

I hope tumblr forever keeps tumbling this man corpse around like those cars with the cans at a wedding