Prounounce

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

remember when everyone would talk about being shadowbanned when their posts would flop

They still do you just can't see it bc their posts are flopping

”can mutuals dm” mutuals can harvest me for materials

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

gmail = garry's mail

garry's spot

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

management trying to hire and retain employees

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

alright, thats the fourth page youve collected, youre a natural! but dont get too cocky now kid, we're only halfway there, and according to the sensors it seems like our skinny friend has increased in activity, im struggling to pinpoint his location, expect things to get a little chaotic from now on, nothing you cant handle im sure harhar! our scans indicate you might have some luck finding the next one in the, mmm... ah, the oil tankers huh? lovely, putting down a marker in your map, you know the drill. dont forget, you see anything weird, you get the hell out of there, got it? dont get killed out there kid, we're counting on y- hey buddy, me again, that the fifth page you got there? good stuff, we'll get this done in no time! hey, youve been spending your skill points right?