My Wondaful Legs

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

there actually is nothing better on this earth than a really big tree. except for maybe making two men making out with tongue. but it’s pritty close ..

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

This is how it must feel to have the gift of prophecy

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

Sorry I didn't realize there was evil present

Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things