Shooting For The Stars

I don’t like how I’m always burnt out. Like when will the mental exhaustion end?…

FACTS

Game of Thrones really changed TV’s approach to nudity. like it’s all tits and pussy nowadays. We need more dicks! Give us male full frontal! If you’re gonna make some lady do an entire monologue with her nips on display then AT LEAST show us some cock and balls jfc

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When in your mid 30s, you are only considered young if you die

Been thinking about this a lot lately 😕

you are NEVER too old to nestle under a blankie and get so cozy and warm. remember this

I genuinely think @staff should give us an official Bot Kill Count where it ticks up every time a bot you reported is officially taken off by the tumblr team and when you hit a certain number you get gruesome little trophies. Gamification can be of the devil but in this particular case I need a little treat for doing my daily chore of taking out the trash

FACTS

Thank God buttspider23 only lasted for a few years lololol

guy with a pocket knife whose only job at your work is to offer you his pocket knife when you are having trouble breaking down cardboard boxes

Sounds like my brother

This is the greatest map I have ever seen. I want an interactive version where you can click on any city in the world and get a pop-up list of all the climate-equivalent cities.

so it turns out this exists and it makes a fine rabbit hole for passing the time during a conference call

OK, this is super neat and also a great tool for writers’