evening gamers

imagine being someones dream girl . i almost blacked out thinking abt it

hot girl summer is over it’s scary woman winter

ahhhh, I’m happy this one came back.

Why is this so funny

Man sees crab for the first time.

god bless chicago ted

this is a renaissance painting

one of my biggest fears is that one day I will be standing in front of a microwave waiting for my hot pocket to heat up and my microwave will suddenly explode, impaling me instantly with shrapnel

apparently this is more relatable than I thought holy shit

modern brain: hehe warm food medieval brain: magic hot box will kill me if i dont kill it first

I’M SO MAD

I’m glad he clarified tbh

okay but imagine little morgan yelling to tony about there being a spider in her tent thing so tony comes out to take care of it, and instead of there being a little spider or something there’s peter sitting there, surprising tony and pepper with visiting them from college

Tony whacks him with the newspaper anyways

I am a vegetarian, and I support this message.

#if youre a vegetarian that tries to feed your carnivore pets a vegetarian diet im feeding you to my cats

I am also a vegetarian, and I also support that message.

i’m ALSO a vegetarian, and i approve this message :)