Eating Cold Chef Boyardee Straight From The Can

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

robocop’s famous catchphrase

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

having one lock of white hair is such a classic character design like hell yeah now THATS a character

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

yeah im at the club.... the turkey club!!!!! #sandwich #meal #delicious

gay toothpaste commercial: sis use it on your teeth don’t swallow djjshdhdh! hi. do you want a snatched smile like me? dentists everywhere are shaking and screaming