Eating Cold Chef Boyardee Straight From The Can

having one lock of white hair is such a classic character design like hell yeah now THATS a character

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

yeah im at the club.... the turkey club!!!!! #sandwich #meal #delicious

gay toothpaste commercial: sis use it on your teeth don’t swallow djjshdhdh! hi. do you want a snatched smile like me? dentists everywhere are shaking and screaming

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?