Local Art Goth Girl™

i am Distressed

it’s five in the fuc king morning and ive been staring at a wall for three hours trying to think of what this thing is called. it’s like. fuckin the greatest invention humanity has ever come up with and there like. bread sticks but they taste sweet and they’re more square

isn’t there like a country in the name too.. hungary cinnamon bread. great britain sticks. france bread

france bred france brad france bread france sticks francebreadsticks France France revolution

FRENCH TOAST STICKS

i dont know what did it for me…the lady casually fanning herself with money in the background or the ‘or our 9 children…or our 8 grandchildren’

for me it was seeing them in a pack and riding the escalator with money out in the open

The most embarrassing thing is them saying they’re going to Dillard’s like its an upgrade

I’m LAUGHING SO HARD FHIS IS SO EMBARRASSING the first lady’s DENTURES OMFGGGGG

Btw whitie it’s Nordstom. There’s no ’S’ at the end. So ignorant!

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

On the Cracked podcast they were talking about why we get so much crazy news from Florida. Apparently most states have laws that conceal details about crimes from the media, but not Florida. In any other state they would only know that an assault occurred, but in Florida they have instant access to the crazy details. Stuff like this probably happens everywhere, but we’ll never hear about it.

It took me longer than I’d like to admit to realize Manatee is a city name.

this is honestly iconic

raise your hand if you are scared shitless about the future yet couldn’t care less at the same time

sup bro

a wolf in sheep’s clothing

they’re on a stealth mission

He looks reliable, I feel safe