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@admiral-ampersand

truly cannot relate to all these people I see lately being like “girls love to transcend the limitations of the flesh and embrace the purity of the machine“ but their frame of reference for “the purity of the machine” is like, breakable and disposable modern consumer electronics. girlies I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you are not transcending shit, you are significantly more fragile than the flesh and you are going to be thrown away in 1.5 years when planned obsolescence kicks in. catch me actually surpassing the bonds of organic humanity as a completely analog piece of industrial machinery full of red-hot valves and slamming pistons and the ability to replace my own bolts when they finally wear down after 15 years of continuous operation. I am a vital part of the supply chain and they will never stop manufacturing replacement parts for me. I am a colossus of heat and steel that will remain functional long after the flesh recedes into the soil and the glass and plastic has melted and shattered under my high-pressure max-torque industrial treads. I forget what I was talking about originally but my point stands

I’m out here getting vagueblogged by Tetsuo The Iron Woman

They legitimately get into fatphobia before they ever talk about the board or the pieces or the rules

Nerf Dart POV

setting your FOV to 160 so it's almost impossible for anyone to sneak up on you

yeah, but I'd expect front-to-back coverage in TOOL GUIDE

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Thank you for making my post accessible to vision-impaired communities. Genuinely.

almost maxed equip load. moonveil. radahn armor with gintstone crown. no healing flasks equipped. 31 vigor at level 111 (with radahn’s soreseal!). no chance he’s actually playing this game and not just afk farming

either he's farming Limgrave or he's the most incurious person in the fucking world to have only 5 memory slots at level 111

I think it has to be the latter because he's somehow made it up to the fucking mountains to get Ice Storm of Zamor but only has 5 memory slots

almost maxed equip load. moonveil. radahn armor with gintstone crown. no healing flasks equipped. 31 vigor at level 111 (with radahn’s soreseal!). no chance he’s actually playing this game and not just afk farming

either he's farming Limgrave or he's the most incurious person in the fucking world to have only 5 memory slots at level 111

For context: This guy was the co-creator of Dogecoin.