where's my guy toad man?

adam howden can, should, and must shut his fucking mouth

i love how real life is inspired by animal crossing, like when it rains

medical dramas are so sexy everyone’s like im gonna stick a catheter up this stranger but i can’t tell my friend i love them

“bi men w/ women and bi women w/ men don’t count lol” y’all LOVE being clowns huh.. honking your little clown noses.. wearing your size 18 shoes in firetruck red

I’m at mcdonalds and this little kid just took off his shoe and dumped all his fries into it ????????

MY DUDE PUT THE SHOE BACK ON WITH THE FRIES IN IT

Homie is walking out of the establishment with fry feet my dude

thats ol’ salty shoes sam

Being a girl in middle school / high school must be an absolute nightmare in the age of instagram because of this sense of proximity you have with girls your age that are famous for nothing else but for being pretty and having a bankable online avatar that exploits both the consumer and the girl on the screen and I can’t imagine what it feels like.