i think im hilarious

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

LOL THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL 😂 I voted for affordable education as well.

a moment of silence for all the internet friends who you lost track of years ago and still think about sometimes 

NickJonas7 on club penguin, if you’re out there…

im listening.

humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we suck the cum out of peoples dicks like a gogurt. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars

we suck the what out of what like what now