Awful rythm game idea where you win based on score and not when the song ends, so you end up having to play mid bc if you're too good it ends before the good part starts and if you're bad it just starts over from the beginning from when your score got too low to beat the level.
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SPEAKING OF STATUES I WANT YOU TO MAKE 8000 LIFE SIZED ONES AND BURY THEM FACING EAST IN THE DIRECTION OF MY RECENTLY CONQUERED EMPIRE TO PROTECT ME IN THE AFTERLIFE YES I WANT THEM TO HAVE REAL WEAPONS DO I LOOK LIKE A CHUMP WHO CHEAPS OUT
In the spirit of encouraging people to comment on fanfics while also making it easier to do so, I feel obliged to share a browser extension for ao3 that has quite literally revolutionized the comment game for me.
I present to you: the floating ao3 comment box!
From what I've seen, a big problem for many people is that once you reach the comments at the bottom of a fic, your memory of it miraculously disappears. Anything you wanted to say is stuck ten paragraphs ago, and you barely remember what you thought while reading. This fixes that!
I'll give a little explanation on the features and how it works, but if you want to skip all that, here's the link.
Edit: Yes, this also works on mobile!
The extension is visible as a small blue box in the upper left corner.
(Side note: The green colouring is not from the extension, that's me.)
If you click on it, you open a comment box window at the bottom of your screen but not at the bottom of the fic. I opened my own fic for demonstrative purposes.
The website also gives explanations on how exactly it functions, but I'll summarize regardless.
insert selection -> if you highlight a sentence in the fic it will be added in italics to the comment box
add to comment box -> once you're done writing your comment, you click this button and the entire thing will automatically copied to the ao3 comment box
delete -> self explanatory
on mulitchapter fics, you will be given the option to either add the comment to just the current chapter or the entire fic
The best part? You can simply close the window the same way you opened it and your progress will automatically be saved. So you can open it, comment on a paragraph, and then close it and keep reading without having the box in your face.
Comments are what keep writers going, and as both a writer and a reader, I think it's such an easy way of showing support and enthusiasm.
My (290000NB) Archangel Mentor (300000M) keeps getting into fights with a machine cook at Waffle House
I know this sounds really weird, but here it is:
My Archangel mentor has looked after me and my siblings for many milennia. He took us under his wing just after Father shaped us out of clay yet didn't leave us enough time to bake in the oven, as it were. Despite being incomplete, our mentor never once thought us insufficient or an object of pity. He trained us vigorously and without mercy, always intent on bringing out our full potential, no matter how many training salles we destroyed in the process!
This is relevant because while the training salles inevitably needed to be repaired after our passionate spars, he would take us down to Earth to partake in mortal food as a "reward". Of course as the only one with a coin purse our mentor was who decided the restaurant and he always wanted breakfast food. From what I understand when he was a child Father disliked the consumption of breakfast-type food, so his siblings (other high ranking Archangels) would make him waffles/pancakes whenever Father was busy with some great profound Godly task or out of universe. It's a wonderful and safe memory for him, and when he goes to his "happy place" he says that's where he always goes.
Our mentor is an incredibly nice and caring person. He's emotionally tuned in to everyone and recognises arising issues long time before they occur. He loves animals and is kind and gentle with every bug, bird and pet that he comes across. He's almost always willing to turn the other cheek in social situations where somebody tries to insult him or get aggressive towards him, and usually winds up defusing the situation and having a productive discussion about whatever the issue was.
Except at Waffle House.
Anytime we're on Earth waiting for the training salles to be repaired, he wants to go to the same goddamn Waffle House and get breakfast food. We're not big eaters (us Powers all have very tiny stomachs), so we didn't used to care. We would just drink coffee and read books or converse while he enjoyed his food. But that became impossible once he and this one machine cook started chirping at each other every time we went there. Our mentor complained about his eggs one time, because he likes them a little runny and they were served hard. The machine cook responded by giving him scrambled eggs. When he brought it up again the machine cook served him two hardboiled eggs. I think it was just part of the machine cook's schtick, and it was kind of funny tbh, but my mentor wasn't able to laugh it off. When we left he was in kind of a bad mood, but we didn't really talk about it (the sparring session afterwards was more... gruelling than usual though).
The next week we were out getting some shopping done (Heaven doesn't have a DIY store and we ran out of nails for training salles repairs), and he wanted to go to Waffle House again. We suggested that we try out a different place, or at least a different Waffle House location, but he only wanted the same Waffle House. We went in and sat down, and once again the same machine cook served his eggs wrong. Our mentor sort of snapped at it that he wasn't interested in messing around and just wanted the correct eggs. The machine cook then served him a piece of toast with a hole cut out in the middle with a fried egg in it. Our mentor got really mad and threw the egg toast at the machine cook, which made the machine cook come around from behind the bar and throw it back at him. They ended up sort of wrestling/fighting until our mentor was like "this is bullshit" and walked out. Nobody got hurt, but the few other people in there were watching and laughing a bit.
This is the crazy part: out mentor keeps going back and ordering eggs and getting into fistfights with the same machine cook. It's almost a ritual at this point. Our mentor orders runny eggs, the machine cooks serves him some other version of eggs, and then they beat the shit out of each other. We quit going with him after the fifth fight, but he kept going by himself. They're like Peter and the Giant Chicken from that human show called Family Guy, it's the weirdest thing. They've physically fought like 10 or 12 times over this.
We've tried to talk to him about it a few times, but he keeps saying it's a matter of principle. We told him to talk to the manager or something like that, but he just waves us off. Apparently that machine cook hasn't yet made him the correct runny eggs, but it's like it spends the week learning new ways of preparing eggs to piss our mentor off.
The thing is, our mentor is getting promoted this century. He's accepted a job as the Judge of Hell and we will be taking up protection of Heaven in his absence, so he won't have time or excuses to visit his sworn enemy Waffle House robot. He hasn't really been out since being promoted but it wouldn't surprise me if that's the first place he goes when he's allowed to have vacation (if ever). But our main worry is this strange vindictive side of him we've never seen before that leads him to fight the same machine every week. The violence itself isn't really an issue, but the obsession over it almost bothers us more.
Should we be worried that this side of him will come up later after spending time overseeing Hell? How do we get him to open up about this? Is this type of obsession a choice, or is it indicative of something deeper?
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I hope gta6 flops I hope rockstar goes under I hope it kills the AAA industry as it currently exists and stigmatizes the concept of ever-increasing development costs in pursuit of ever-bigger games for years to come and we enter a golden age of low budget game development as consumers flock to playing indie games
going over to my minimalist girlfriendβs house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and thereβs just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room
i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didnβt try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had βthe official letter hβ add on to this post. you wanna know that blogβs gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
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I finally got the last piece for lilith yessss, also i need like 5 more of her for her to be full but like who cares, the gems for her completion are mine now
My favorite interpretation of madoka from madoka magica is that if events had gone even a little bit less bad, she would not have made the wish and that she didn't want to do it but was also resolved to bc who else has enough power to ensure a happy life where no despair exists for magical girls
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2 10 pulls, first one got me meramid hair + gift top, second got me mermaid reflection 2 which means now i'll have to complete it when it comes back for a third round or something