Birdieland!

love when dogs come back to you with seeds stuck to them. lmao get used as dispersal idiot. that’s just what you get for snuffling the grasses

Stop saying I write the Joker ooc. He would fucking say that. He can be vulnerable. He can be tender. He'd cry in my arms if I wanted him to

Agree to do petplay with a girl and I just run around naked in the bushes devestating the local ecosystem for several weeks until I get hit by a car and go to hell because I can't be Catholic

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

People will literally be doing anything on ao3

youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

Love him

David Lynch just passed. If everyone could spend the next few weeks becoming a little more offbeat, a little more in touch with the strangeness of our world, maybe we could begin to replace the massive void he leaves. We may not see another artist like him reach prominence within our lifetimes, so please go out and search, in the world and in yourself. Embody the truth, lead with love, hold the hands of those outstretched to you, and go as far as you can, no matter how deep and how dark, face it with love.