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mr brightside except it’s just ‘and my stomach is sick’. over and over #ibscore

*sucking on the clit through a straw*

@hardpoststarfish

my dad says if i get 1000 notes we can disband the united states armed forces

Some 20,000 notes later…

Hi what’s up :)

I just woke up super early and had to check whether there was still a US military or not. Would have been nice…

Please Daddy?

*snickers* Unfortunately, I don’t have much pull on US Federal budgetary priorities. If I did a LOT of things would change.

What the fuck

I put years of hard work getting my war degree at war college and now everyone's like "oh war bad", "it's ineffective" fuck off

Mark Kelly and Kristen Sinema are both directly referenced by him. For fuck's sake.

Blue dogs can go straight to hell

It is fucking nuts to me that Qanon idiots will spend all day blogging about secret illuminati groups using warlocks to control government meanwhile oil executives admit to rigging politics on TV while naming their corrupt toadies and nobody bats a fucking eye.

literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of it all… 

omg nobody look! he’s ass