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was getting ready to grab gas station mozzarella sticks at 11pm and a man rushes up and grabs all 4 bags I hope youget ran over for real

coworker who was weirdly obsessed with and invasive about my sexuality has been fired.... #HappyPride

when the whole group is bad at making decisions so you got the guy who has never made a decision for a group in his life making the final call bc he hates not having a set plan more (I'm guy)

someone brought their small child in to see Backrooms and at every remotely scary or loud moment they would actually start wailing

why are men so scared of 3 inch inseam shorts omg im about to replace every pair of 5" & 8" inseam shorts in Dicks sporting goods with booty shorts. Show thigh or else

this is going to sound insane but i hate heterosexual cardinal (bird) art like for so long people were drawing gay birds because they didn't know the difference between male & female cardinal appearances but now that they know, i see way less gay cardinals. The intentionality of it all irks me. It's like when someone makes romantic skeleton art but gives one a hair ribbon (no hair)

race cars is starting so everyone is extra unbearable #indianacore

im terrified to do anything involving my ID because it doesn't have my correct gender (or name) but you can't change your gender marker in my state to anything other than your agab. I need to go to the dentist ❤️

i haven't felt this insane since college <- guy who needs to get back on medication