Khaleesi Catherine

not to be a number nerd on main but 2025 (45^2) will be the only square year most of us ever experience. the last one was 1936 and the next one will be 2116

okay eva just wanted to say THIS IS SO COOL???

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

The euros fail to consider the form: it’s not Johnny’s hubris that is the subject of the song. It’s the devil’s, who thinks his power is worth more than simple love for a craft

Look a this photograph

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

Heritage post

Is anyone else mildly unsettled by the implication that this is going to be the last Thursday the 20th

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.