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manicbones

you know what’s more freeing than killing yourself? running away to a small town and getting a job as a waitress. buying a cheap car and sticking a bed in the back and driving southwest. adopting a cat. learning a new instrument. moving apartments. visiting a friend in another city. chopping all your hair off.

you can kill your current life without dying. you can kill this version of you and make a new one.

maybe I’m just a bipolar sucker for rebirth but sometimes that thought is all that keeps me alive

pikafem

pulling a wholesome gone girl > actually killing yourself

von-felden

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff: We will fix it (:

smidnite

If this ain’t the tea, tho.

agnesstarker-deactivated2020060

Yet pornbots still exist

springlockedfoxy

It only got 50% of the porn bots. And 50% legit users.

therapist-anon-deactivated20220

A perfect balance of bullshit and fucking bull shit.

squidsticks

King James I: *builds secret tunnel connecting his room to the room of a man he calls his husband*

Historians: it’s very hard to tell what kind of relationship they would have had, let’s not look at this through a 21st century lens

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Im fucking deceased

bewareofthecar1966

a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctor’s face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDE…. THATS SCURVY…. in this day and age

bewareofthecar1966

this is turning into a “how a person i know got scurvy” thread and im so here for this, please share your scurvy stories if you have any

aquarianconstellations

the other day someone posted pics from the reddit page r/zerocarbs where these fools only ate meat and 0 vegetables or fruits and all the posts were about various symptoms of scurvy. i died when one literally read ‘i don’t want to start the vitamin C debate again but’

bewareofthecar1966

THE VITAMIN C DEBATE

elidyce

My mother told me all about scurvy when I was five and trying to resist eating pumpkin and let me tell you it’s been 35 years and I still get nervous if I go for two days without eating a green vegetable.

I told my own little picky eater about scurvy, rickets etc and now one of her most frequently requested lunch items is baby spinach, closely followed by carrots.

I’m not saying everyone should mildly traumatize their children to make them understand that vegetables are vital to ongoing possession of your teeth and organs, but.. no, that’s exactly what I’m saying. Go for it.

ariadne83

some guys i used to know went on a boys only road trip. they decided they were only going to eat things they could cook on the engine block of the car.

two of them got scurvy. one of them drank so much jagermeister + red bull that he temporarily lost the ability to see in colour.

dexvoan

im sorry he what now

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princessrhcenyra

me, in september when the leaves started changing and the weather was a little cooler: seasonal depression WHOM??????? i am healthy and HAPPY and i LOVE fall! pumpkin spice lattes yas! what was i THINKING? i’m remembering it as worse than it was in years past!!

me, 8 days into november when its freezing and getting dark at 5pm: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh oh oh OH. oh ya………

sixpenceee

Animal photographer Alex Cearns takes photos of dogs that are perfectly imperfect.

lxrdntaylorr

I’m crying

holyhotpantsbatman3

My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.

lol.

vvank3rshim

I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.

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mulaney

Anonymous: Did you ever go back to the Salt and Pepper diner?

honeybunash

at my show he told us about this!! and then he also said that he got arrested with the same friends he went to the salt and pepper diner with and they were all named john and the police officer had them all lined up on his car and he asked the first guys name and he said john and then he asked john mulaney and he said john and then the officer said “if you say your name is john youre all going to jail” and then he said his name is john and the officer lost his shit

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thelovejandles

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me getting my heart ripped out of my chest: okay first off, mood,

popularcultures

Britney Spears Oops!…I Did It Again (2000)

dark-magician-girl-meets-world

This continues to be the single greatest piece of staged dialogue ever created

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