When I say "A Series of Unfortunate Events," I'm not talking about the book series, I'm talking about that one character that constantly has bad things happen to them for no reason.
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When I say "A Series of Unfortunate Events," I'm not talking about the book series, I'm talking about that one character that constantly has bad things happen to them for no reason.

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I am not a straight people.
Reblog if you are also not a straight people.
I take psychic damage everytime I pass a gas station
good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

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just be yourself and don’t care about what other people think! Why would you care about what other people think about you?
(DISCLAIMER: what other people think about you will determine every aspect of your support network, your ability to get housing and employment, the quality of your medical care, how you are treated by the legal system, and how likely people will be to sic the police on you for violating social norms.)
You know when you just kinda lean down and open your arms, and your cat just kinda slinks out of your hands and lands gracefully?
I propose we call that action pouring a cat.
I don't even have to lean down, I just open my arms and she drops onto her feet. Its more like jello than water though.
this is so cool!!
i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it
one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard
It’s like reaching into the cupboard for food and accidentally finding a 19 year old can of soup that you’ve kept for sentimental reasons
immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport
during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

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april fools? on [tumblr] ? i see fools on here 365 days a year, pal.
Dang, why do I suck at this 😭
happy april fools. please take this egg
hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
I just queued this for a year
DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
I don’t know how I forget about this every year but I love it

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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
being a tumblr user is fun : the staff look like they're trying their hardest to kill the platform, half of the internet thinks we're dead, the other half reblogs our posts on pinterest, and we celebrate the murder of julius caesar every year.