happily me

Shut the fuck……

@she-rando corona wild for this one

i cannot believe i had to read “a queer drink for diverse readers” with my own two eyes

did y’all hear about the deli owner that got robbed

they jacked his meat

Petition to start saying sexual debut instead of “ loss” of virginity

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

convert your office into a horrible disaster

This should be what nsfw means

Found Hitchcock and Scully’s lifehack list…

So you want me to believe that a schmuck who is too lazy to make a PBJ at home is going to clean up his mess after he uses the office paper cutter to halve his sandwich? I’d shove his head in a flaming wastepaper basket after a week of this shit.