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Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

The patriarchy won lmao

they slayed

Prev’s tags significantly added to my experience of this video

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

you people can't even boycott chick-fil-a.

"This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You're not really rolling them straight :/ I'm not sure I like this at all, I don't like the noise. See what's the point! That didn't break with the contraption, so it doesn't coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don't like the noise - she was with chil- you're BEATING the child! It's just sick. It's twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is... where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they're all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don't like this - it's SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don't - they're SPRITZING me!" *from other video, a man's voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: "I'm sorry. What was that?" *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) "No."

Saw several people angrily responding to this one & all I can say is she’s 100% right

i don’t think schadenfreude is an inherently evil emotion. i love a good crab rave. but i think experiencing schadenfreude is a kind of internal check engine light signifying that it’s time to pop the hood and reflect on why that’s the reaction your having. i know that sounds patronizing but schadenfreude is truly one of the most judgement-clouding emotions you can have and it’s just. well. the most ashamed i’ve ever been about my own words or actions has been when they’ve been driven by schadenfreude. i don’t even say that out of some kind of pretense of nobility but because it’s really obvious to other people when that’s what’s inspiring you, and it’s really, really unappealing.