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by jove! what does it take for a sensitive white boy to get a drink around here?

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Why have you done this
The HORRID reality of the BEATLES!
My dear truthers, I have certainly been slacking in my endeavour to spread the FACTS and KNOWLEDGE the world needs for the sheep’s to break free from their cocoons of conformity and rise to the alpha wolf status like you and I. I’m sorry for my lack of truth spreading, oh punish me if you must! But I have left grandmas cottage with nothing but a wicker basket and a skip in my step, and ladies and gentlemen, I have brought back plenty of sweet treats and yummy custards for you to nibble on.
In the last post's investigation I found FACTUAL evidence that suggests Paul Macartney may actually be a homunculus. In my paramantual research I dive down every rabbit hole head first, plummeting into the throws of innovation and realization, and I discovered the most thought provoking, and at the time, I thought so, theory. In this exposé I found the most interest tidbit, it emplored me to grab any Beatles vinyl and play it in reverse. Why not I thought? May as well, to stretch the boundaries of reality. And little truthers the results were shocking…. Allow me to show you.
The shock! The horror! It’s enough for you to go flying off your Jabba the hut themed bean bag and go tumbling into your soylent! Its the horrid truth, but it's one that must be shown. Now you may ask, what could this entail? My friends... I must open your eyes, introduce you to the beetle elite!
Ever wondered why over the years humanity has been pushed into large ENCLOSURES, with COLONY like packing? Why the media so strongly pushes AGAINST humanity eating bugs? Well, the answer is obvious now, isn't it, stupid? The beetle elite are influencing our every day lives! They haven't been here forever, these buggy billionaires, they have only recently come out of their hiding from the ground over the turn of the century, with industrialization. We all know beetles love capitalism... The Beatles (the song writers) were industry plants made to influence us into accepting these antenna toting overlords, for DECADES they have been pushing us into conformity, to compliance. But now my friends I say NO! You will not live in the pod! You will eat the bug if you so please! They are taking away our rights of FREEDOM of meals!
The Saudi dessert Megalopolis, an obvious ploy by the beetle elite to get us into colony like housing...
Now, it is very likely I will be killed for sharing this tantalizing and important information, but truthers as long as you are equipped with the sword of information and the shield on knowledge, my deed will have been done. But now you are wondering WHAT can I do for my local anti-beetle community?! Well the fight for freedom, my friends, is in you.
Pesticides
Pesticides everywhere. Imagine. Little beetles. Little beetles in suits. Little beetles in suits eating your grain and sugar. Pesticide them. They want to eat your hard grown crop DON'T LET THEM! Bleach your pantry if you have to, or salt your gardens, no measure is enough to stop the beetles, to stop Paul Macartney from stealing your food...
The horrid reality of Homonculus'....
Top of the morning to you, fellow truthers. I have something horrible to fill you in on. Some of the more advanced truthers may have knowledge on what a homonculus is, little creatures, fusions of man and something else, something... sinister... well most people have chalked these fusions up to fiction, whether they resulted this hypothesis from their own sheltered imagination, or from government mind-blocking them from the BIG TRUTH, it matters nonetheless. They're real, so horribly real.
Now, you might be thinking, how can I come to this conclusion, where is my evidence. Where are my undeniable facts. Well, here you go. Reported by the government ITSELF!
Now you might be thinking, little truther, this is an alien? Why am I pretending to see a homonculus, when this is so clear to be a *matter-de-facto* extra-terrestrial. Well, come closer to papa truth. Let me rephrase those questions for you, "Why would the government lie to me". See how genuinely ridiculous you sound? I have seen aliens before, and they are in fact 1. Grey, 2. Large and 3. have a massive forehead. This was obviously a ploy, created by a pact between the lizard over-lords and the aliens living in the hollow earth in an attempt to hide their true forms from ME, who was so close to cracking the case till I got kicked off from the case... This is a homonculous, shriveled up and dehydrated.
Now once again, knowing my fanbase are free-thinking non-sheep's, you may be thinking. For why? I'll tell you. The hollywood elite. This has been going on for hundreds of years. I'll shoot you a question in return. Have you ever worn an old jester outfit? Have you ever seen a non- horizontally challenged individual wear a jester outfit. No you haven't. This because the masters from the house of wisdom in islam have been creating these man-animal hybrids to serve as entertainment for kings as queens for peace treaties! Now your mind is positively blown, i'll shown you one last thing.
Here, you can see trump taking this hybrid on a morning walk...
Here, we see him YELLING at this homonculous to work on his lawn faster.
Now truthers, this may come as a shock to you, but this time, its not the beast-cryptid-horrid-disgusting-hybrids that are the villains of this story... its the world elites, the 1%. Now you might be unconvinced, after all hes taking the top one on a leisurely stroll, and the bottom maybe was just slacking at his job. But this is not the reality, sadly. The top one, who we'll call homonculus 1, has a name. Cory Beck. Now homonculus 1 has reportedly no feet. Trump was horridly dragging him on his nubs through -10 degree weather, where he soon froze to death solid. Homonculus 2, was actually working as hard as he could. As hard as his 3 little hearts let him, until he sadly passed away from heat stroke in the coal mines soon after.
I'm sorry truthers if this was a sad one. But you can stop this now! Save your local homonculus and we can make tomorrow better for the outcast freaks society has appropriately tagged as Lepers of the community. Truth out.
The horrid TRUTH of WWE...
My fellow truthers, I have a horrible plot to inform you all on. We all know aliens, extra terrestrial grey creatures, with big perfectly shined foreheads, big, long, girthy fingers and black beady eyes, that you can get lost in... but for the longest time everyone has built themselves a brick house, shielding themselves with the knowledge that these space faring monsters are just that, in space. But this brick house is going to be destroyed today, with my immense sledgehammer of knowledge.
I began looking into this conspiracy nigh years ago, on the day when I was brought to a WWE tournament by my big papa at the time. I remember now, I saw it. Daniel Bryan vs The Miz. I was in pure and utter glee, clapping my feet seeing these two men wrestle each other, grappling one another, getting sweaty and rubbing this sweat on the oppositions unclothed body. That was until i saw it, Daniel Bryan was getting him into a bear grip, inescapable and potent. Then, wriggling out of the Miz's belly button, a small alien appendage, a tentacle!
This drove me into a frenzy and I was escorted out of the stadium, earning myself a lifetime ban. This did not stop me. With my spy pen and over-sized lolli pop in tow I conducted thorough investigations. Tell me, truth absorber. When have you MET a pro wrestler. Not merely greeted, but talked with, held, grasped. Never. I bet. This is because wrestlers are never allowed in the public eye by big glob (the alien overlords) . In my investigation I never saw a wrestler leave the facility, AKA the "arena", as the producer elites want you to call it.
I followed these wrestlers, at the end of a match. The stadium, distracted by the intergalactic spectacle, let me through. I snook into the male changing rooms. But I would find this was not a changing room but a CHAMBER for ALIEN COUNCIL MEETINGS. My spy pen captured the below image....
It happened in a flash, I walked in and the hooded figures, as shown in the back looked deep in my soul, then he walked up to me, John Cena or as they call him in their home world, gleeba bopul what he said next shook me to my core... "you need to leave". And so I did, truth lovers, I ran and ran and ran as far as i could, until my propeller hat fell off and my overalls chaffed.
This is REALITY! The reason you have never seen a WWE participant is because they are LAB GROWN! It is impossible for a regular human to attain that physique. But now, you naive blumbering simpering suck up fool, might be wondering, for why? For why! When a child sees these cool wrestling maneuvers they are inclined to replicate them, they are inclined to become a wrestler, and in doing so they take punches to the dome and become STUPID! This will make it easier for an alien invasion, as every human will have brain damage.
Now you, ask, what can I about this, and now, I tell. Buy a helmet. Buy a helmet and wear it constantly, this will prevent blows to the head and you will be able to fight firm when the aliens come, brother. Also the aliens are paying the government off.

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"A Child’s View from Gaza" was an art exhibition showcasing drawings created by the children of Gaza.
"The captioned illustrations were created by Palestinian children who lived through the Israeli bombardment of Gaza in 2008-09. The pictures were drawn as part of an effort to help children deal with the horrors they had experienced. A Bay Area nonprofit, Middle East Children’s Alliance (MECA), arranged to display a collection of these pictures at the Museum of Children’s Art in Oakland, California. However, under pressure from the Jewish Federation of the East Bay and other organizations, the museum backed out of the agreement at the last minute."
What is everyone’s sexualities?
It's true.
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Senate Bill 686 of the 118th Congress (The Restrict Act)
I’m honestly a bit disappointed here at Tumblr for not talking about this bill more, so I’m going to share what I’ve learned about it with you all
The link above goes to a pdf file going over the entire bill that has only been introduced atm as shown in the image just above from congress.gov.
Now, people only see this as a means to ban Tiktok, but that’s just the mask this truly cruel bill is hiding behind.
To boil it all down, this bill lets the Secretary of Commerce to have the power to ban…basically ANYTHING on the internet.
This includes hardware like video game consoles or Wifi networks as well as software and applications such as VPNs.
It also gives the government the power to monitor, basically everything you do online, private messages, posts on social media, streams, you name it, they can monitor it.
And the punishment for using, say, a VPN to access Tiktok, will result in 20 years in prison with a 1/4 million fine, a full million if you did it on purpose.
Now, I please ask you all to go to your representatives and tell them about how you don’t want this bill to be passed whatsoever. Heck, if you have to, (passively) threaten them with supporting their opponent in the next primary in any way they can. Just remember to be respectful and civil.
If you don’t want to do that, I respect that decision, and I understand that you wouldn’t want to deal with politics. But, I at least ask you to signal boost this post by reblogging it to your own followers and give any other thoughts about this that you might have in the tags or just normally.
I don’t want this lovable hellsite we all call home and made such good friends and memories on to be under the eyes of those pedophilic heathens who can’t seem to even know how to unlock a smartphone.
I thank you all for reading this, and I hope you all have a good day/night.
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Old man activities
ha?
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
well
do not question
What the heck why not
Give me the DOOT DOOT
PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME
There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am
I WANT THE DOOT DOOT
HOW THE HECK DID I GET THE DOOT DOOT
Holy fuck
Tried this forgetting i dont have an ask box lol im stupid
im sorry i have to know
As they say, curiosity killed the cat
Curiosity over powered me today.
same ^^^^^^^
Wait is this real or am I being made a fool of by reblogging this?
If it’s fake then we both got tricked. I can’t belive I got forgotten by even the doot doot post
Nope it’s real. Just found this in my inbox. God f**king damn it
Give it to me bitches
Excuse me? Still waiting 😅
I GOT IT!!
is it fr?
…
I doubt it
IT WORKS?!
;-;
hey i’d like a doot doot please :D
I want a doot doot now.. °^°
I’m a simple woman. I see doot doot and I am happy.
Doot doot fuels my soul
I wanna test this out
What sorcery is this there are so many reblogs and notes how much time do y'all have tf 😭🧐
send doot 😩✋
The ongoing doot doot thread-
GIVE ME THE DOOT
Gimme
Gib doot
doot doot
give me the doot doot you cowards
SURRENDER THE DOOT
GIVE IT TO ME
Yes give me the doot
I want a doot doot😁
This is an older post and I’m skeptical but I wanna doot doot
This is an older
post and I’m skeptical but
I wanna doot doot
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
i found this through the fucking haiku bot but there’s no way this is still real right??
gimme a fucken doot doot
i’ll give it a try. theres no way it works, right? RIGHT?
i think my favorite thing about this post is going through it and seeing everyone have everything from existential crosiers to thinking it’s a hoax and then coming back like some amazing run on conversation!! I will be contributing to this and happily waiting for my doot doot!! This is my favorite post now
Ladies and gentlemen
✨It came✨
Hand it over
is the curse still active?
@lordfreg only one way to find out…

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