闇のルビー

My wife has been trying to convince me that I was born from my mother through some disgusting biological process, but my mom always told me as a kid that I was hatched from an egg she found in a cave, so I'm not sure who to believe.

I changed my tekken name to powercat.org and beat people's asses for a while not sure if that will be good or bad for the brand

Going to be on stream here doing a ft5 in Tekken 8. Stream starts in an hour. I'm not sure when my match will be, but you should tune in and hang out! I'll be in the twitch chat pretty much the whole time. Also I'm probably going to get my ass beat this time! https://twitch.tv/teamKandR

I think it should be illegal to make me do any school work or send me any emails if the temperature outside is hotter than 85 degrees

I'm so sweaty right now, which is normal because it's hot today, so one could argue I'm very normal right now.

Just woke up from a dream where I found a boxed soup at the store that was just called “some manner of bird”