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SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A DATE ON THIS POST! I HAVE TO KNOW WHEN!

Its Sept 24

!!! Happy Birthday, no-internet dinosaur!!

World Heritage Post

oh shit happy birthday to one of my favorite little guys

Food is a powerful motivator

Tip: You can keep just about any guy in a little bottle on your bookshelf

NOT dudes though, dudes are semi-aquatic and need active tides for surfing or they turn into incels

If you have a proper little gentleman he can be free range indoors unless you have a teacup dragon (they are natural competitors for an ecological niche and don’t get along)

It’s illegal to keep A Man in your house (that’s kidnapping)

Hey what about a strange little fellow?

A strange little fellow belongs on the moors, howling with the winds and roaming about (free-range), but in a pinch, they can BRIEFLY occupy an attic or laboratory

This is the rule making and information rich content that I come on this site for

October 14, 1977, Anita Bryant is pied for her antigay bigotry at a press conference in Des Moines, IA by Thom Higgins.

January 9th, 2025: Anita Bryant’s death is announced by her family. She actually died on December 16th, but they’re just telling us now.

As an adult you keep getting pulled into a fantastical world meant for children to learn lessons. The problem is you keep learning the wrong lesson.

The psychic races of the galaxy thought humans would be easy prey. That is, until they abducted you, an unmedicated ADHD college student.

No superhero dares to storm your base… not because you're strong or had to beat, but you built it underneath the City' sewage system and one wrong move would mess up the water supply for everyone.

You were the only one in your family born without superpowers, and it's been far too long for you just be a "late bloomer." Tired of the neglect and ridicule, one day you secretly approach your father's villainous nemesis, an unpowered human like yourself. "Teach me. Please…"

You face the "evil" dragon who is in the possession of the fiery sword needed to defeat the demonic forces. "Hey, can you let me have that sword lodged in your arm?". "Oh.. this twig? Yeah sure.", says the dragon, "Wait, is this why your kind has been attacking my den for all these years?"

You were summoned to a fantasy world. As you are eager to begin your new life as the hero, the summoner explains: "Actually, our party already has one. In fact, you're only here because we need a human member in order for us to be officially recognized as a hero's party."