trans dean my beloved

how! many! times! Oh, Can A Match Box? NO, but a TIN CAN. FUCKING METEORS.

if after an uphload they reply to tweets and comments, do you think they also lurk around here or are we safe?

ohh my god they touched... in public even....

dan picking the number 2009. like sure man he knows his audience he knows how to play his audience but also he really is that romantic. he liked having 2009 as his number on a level deeper than "this is gonna make the phannies go crazy". it was probably the first number he thought of.

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice