Motherfucker Unlimted

it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

in my mind i imagine at some point many years after c1 hardwon mentions offhandedly to bev like “i mean yeah i still feel kinda cold and empty inside sometimes and occasionally have random stupid freakouts for no reason when im alone in my stump for too long but like thats totally normal and everyone feels sad sometimes” and bev is just like “……..hey uh yknow they have people you can talk to who can help w that kind of thing? and they can give you potions to-” and hardwon immediately snaps “shut up bev im not fucking crazy” and thats the end of that conversation. until 200 years later when hardwon loses his shit and leaves the astral plane and lives in a depressive slump for 3 years and finally comes back like ok………… perhaps…………… i Am crazy and you were right……………………… so whos your fucking guy who can fix me or whatever. and bev is like okay well first of all let’s not go into it w that energy

#as a grown woman i realize that he was easily #the most fuckable guy in these films

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

easy website

i love abortion and i love divorce

i pop some pills and i ride my horse

i log onto tumblr and i start discourse

eyyyy macarena