"I Peaked In 8th Grade" -me

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

Oh I hate this so much, incredible job OP

i have so many hobbies and interests but each day the four horsemen (instant gratification, shortened attention span, procrastination, exhaustion) grab me by the throat and shake me until i collapse in my comfy bed

the internet seems like a distant dream

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

Anyone that still says ads are personalized is trolling you. The only ads left are gambling, temu, and ai sex chat

i cannot overstate how good it feels to watch older movies where the actors were still allowed to look kinda weird and not be conventionally attractive. like it is genuinely healing

actors STOP getting BOTOX it is your literal JOB to move that FOREHEAD