*tucks your dick back into the foreskin and kisses it on the head* goodnight sleep tight

cas does this to dean btw. daily.,

guy with a vagina long enough to fit a subway five dollar footlong back when footlongs were actually five dollars and also back when they were actually a foot long because nowadays i swear to god they're serving up 11 inch sandwiches. sometimes 10 1/2. but anyway the pussy is so frightfully narrow the sandwich wouldn't fit anyway. so the point is moot really

Idgaf if ur masc. start meowing

imagine if castiel (godstiel?) single-handedly created the omegaverse in real life because he's sick of dean's weird hangups about his sexuality. cas just omega-fies himself and is like. well. see. this way you are still heterosexual.

your hands are an extension of god's will and you need to masturbate immediately

someone just told me there’s angels with fat pussies out there who haven’t even had it eaten from the back. please god tell me it’s not true

princess (referring to a boy)

my pussy and the ocean have a lot in common. both are wet, deep, dark and filed with treacherous undiscovered horrors

I don’t want to fix him. I just want to temporarily relieve his hysteria by giving him an earth shattering orgasm.