Gluttonous indulgence

Pretty girls have double chins. Now go eat up and add another donut to that neck line

soldier who keeps a photo of his wife in his wallet but shes very fat so its like a big folded sheet of A3 paper

when a picture of your wife got a compass and legend

insane to me btw that princesses aren't drawn fat more often. you're literally a state-sponsored spoiled brat. like that's your job description. i would literally eat nothing but steak and cake every day until i was visiting the royal tailor on a bi-weekly basis and every maid in the castle would be teasing me sexfully about it

Your body loves carbs and carbs love you, they will make you into good soft shapes 💕

looking at bellies never feels like a waste of time. it's like drinking water or taking your vitamins 😚