
Janaina Medeiros
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we're not kids anymore.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Love Begins

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Show & Tell
YOU ARE THE REASON
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This week on Whine About It⦠TYPES OF BROS THAT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST. Also, a drinking game that nobody should ever play ever.
āYouāre straight, but at what cost?ā
I was not expecting this to be so good
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, āI got married at recess!ā and I said āOh? I didnāt know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.ā and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said āOh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but weāll be happy together anyway.ā
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
they warned us it would be a slippery slope
Eventually theyāll need to reinvent Supermanās alter-ego because nobody reads newspapers anymore
clark kent the buzzfeed editor.
10 People Who are Definitely Not Superman Ā
*sweats nervously*

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if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash
how to look like u werent just crying in the bathroom
hold a cold rag/tissue to your eyes and anywhere else that tends to get red or blotchy for two minutes
regulate your breathing so your blood flow evens out
fix your makeup and make sure youāre not sweaty
go back out and live a lie
REBLOG TO FUCKING SAFE A LIFE OH MY GOD
HOW DO LOG OUT OF TUMBLR?
dutch pride ft. ugly cap š
This isnāt what dutch ppl look like. Like ādutch prideā would not be a big lipped tan chick with black hair. Have you ever been to holland?
First of all, shut the fuck up. Secondly, you do realise you can be Dutch w/o having to be white, right? Clearly you havenāt been to Holland if you canāt understand the simple meaning behind my captionā¦.itās so obviousā¦.look at the colour Iām wearing. Also fuck outta here with āhave you ever been to Hollandā BITCH IāM FROM HOLLAND

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The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is
Fuck you guys I just waited for this thing to load for a solid 6 minutesā¦.
Arsonistās Lullabye
I love german - seriously
"Jemanden festnehmenā means to arrest someone
Ā While "Jemanden fest nehmenāĀ means to fuck someone hard. ļ½”āāæāļ½”
zusammenkommen - meet
zusammen kommen -Ā having an orgasm together
and donāt forget the classic:
gut zu Vƶgeln sein - to be good to birds
gut zu vƶgeln sein - to be good in bed
Iāll never regret that Germanās my native language
sum bonus pics of my herm for the blackout
black hermione all day every day accept no substitutes
original post here
I thought Iād join in on this blackout movementā¦

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someone was like hey do a flower beard thing and i was like okay
The signs as houses
Aries
Taurus
Gemini
Cancer
Leo
Virgo
Libra
Scorpio
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Aquarius
Pisces