~Kayla~

a bitch just wanna watch horror films & be held, u know?

Whew honey this read me

Oh

“God can’t hear you.”

“One black coffee”

I don’t know about yall, but I know too much about this man’s life for this to the the first time I’ve ever seen a picture of him

Cant believe that by 2048 tom holland will be typecast for action movies & my grandkids will think hes vaguely charming but corny & only my generation will remember the momentous cultural shift that occurred the moment he stepped out from behind those umbrellas in lipstick and thigh-high fishnet stockings. “Hey grandma wasn’t Tom Holland famous in your time too?” [me, vividly flashbacking to that time I declared on tumblr I’d sit on his face in spite of the frog] “Yeah”

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

Latin, but then make it fashion

@cbushereicome

i wanted this post to never end

symptoms of major depression, or "blues clues,"

I open this app the way a disgruntled and jaded old man opens the newspaper in the morning

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

Is Denny’s even advertising anymore

We sell pancakes

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what