🤔

every time i massage moisturizer onto my face i feel kin with those evil witches in stories obsessed with youth and beauty….they did nothing wrong, ever,

i want to die like satine in moulin rouge: being applauded, covered in petals, and in the arms of ewan mcgregor

That relatable (older) Gen Z memory: when all the projectors and white boards got replaced by Smart Boards™ around like fifth grade and none of the teachers knew how to use them but they Had To Use them otherwise the school just wasted a bunch of money and it was a rlly weird transition

sleepy on main

absolutely fatigued on main

Fucking exhausted on main

i wanna make another smash ultimate tier list… anyone got any ideas

Inner thigh kisses are important

takes notes

sir that’s my emotional support tapeworm

venom (2018)

[video: a person twirls an anime keychain above a number of chicks and creates a chick vortex]

why did this need to be captioned

so u can decide when it’s not loading whether or not it’s worth it to wait

I waited and it was worth it

Just in case people actually don’t know, video and image descriptions are an accessibility tool for people who are blind or have low-vision.

*Slaps roof of heaven and Earth* This bad boy can fit so many more things than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.

(Butler voice) Your coochie, sir