IRL (Goth) Leslie Knope

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

they're called happy trail, love handles, beauty marks for a reason. everyone shut the fuck up!!

I will clean my room in a neutral or perhaps even masculine way

I’m not “showing signs of mental illness” I’m hiding them really well actually everyone thinks i act really normal. I think. I’m pretty sure

Power of trans your gender

Not a major car accident, just a little gender bender

for 2022 i think more people should make fursonas. like even if ur not a furry. do u know what the coolest shit in the world is? just being like “what if i were a weird fish character” or something and then designing them. do u know what the most unironically fun question to get asked is? “do you wanna see my sona” like YES bitch i do

soup is now what bacon and pizza were in the 2010's. frogs are the new owls, mushrooms are the new succulents.

penis is the new cock