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Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

change does not come from a place of comfort

I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don’t know what you are talking about

One of the funniest film facts to me will always be that Crash won a special jury prize at Cannes film festival for ““audacity””. They said you had some fucking nerve making that one Cronenberg

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

the most annoying stage of burnout is when i want to write, and i have the urge to write, and somewhere in my skull are the words that want to be written, but they have to get through the cursed minotaur maze first and nobody remembered to bring string

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it