kate pillsbury's offical table

like I get it write what you want~

but why is every woman in your fanwork miraculously well-adjusted even when she canonically isn’t~

and why is she always in a sapphic relationship you don’t focus on except for an interlude chapter if we’re really lucky~

perhaps it’s because of this thing called misogyny~

-An smp where everyone is various different magical creatures (Fairies, Dragons, etc.) (Give us Seraph Cherri and Harpy Apo)

-A superhero smp where everyone has their own unique powers (Got the idea from silvermoon's Spider Rose AU)

-An smp that takes place in the 1600s, like in the early American colonies

-A steampunk themed smp that takes place in the early industrial revolution (Manifesting mechanist Bek)

-A viking themed smp

🥹🥹🥹ty twin

Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his “wine-dark sea.”

A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.

Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple You’ve given short shrift.

The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.

By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree

Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved

For only the emperor!

The word ‘purple’, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century

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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long

Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.

The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue

My boner for you has caused me to hirple.”

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Hey, that painting on your canvas, the one you're working on right now? Get rid of it. Throw it in the trash. Set it on fire. That's not allowed here. What's that, this is your house? I can't decide what art you put up? WRONG! Cease and desist, bitch. My birds are gonna get you. No, actually, I'm not gonna clarify what that statement means. You're being evil and wrong and therefore I'm in the right and you have to listen to me.

ALL CHARACTER INFORMATION:

This is a bunch of links to posts including PanSMP character information and a few bits of written text if I got the info from another place/couldn't find the original post

Most of the written text is information I've gotten from comments

Figured I'd make this since I'm often struggling to find information (especially as someone who doesn't have twitter) so I might as well be that one person who organises everything into one post

This will be updated as more info comes out! Also please lmk if there's anything I'm missing or tag me for more info to include here

Pyroscythe:

Pyro Answers Questions

Unlikely Poseiden Champion

Pyro Answers Questions: Transcript

Legundo:

Mae's Reaction to Pan!Legs Appearance

I'm Scared

"oh you guys are in so much trouble, its gonna be so much fun, *hes going to eat tumblr alive*, its gonna be so much fun" - Quote that Legundo has said about Pan!Legs

Pan!Legs has a deeper voice (from a stream where he was opening Pokemon cards)

Owen:

Pan!Owen Tier List

Pan!Owen Pronouns

Sausage:

Possible Poseiden Champion (note: this is a very vague update)

Also I believe it's been mentioned that Pan!Sausage has brown eyes

Pearl:

Villan Pan!Pearl

Abolish:

Pan!Abolish Is Hot

More about Abolish: His skin has no black other than shading, if Pan!Abolish was a Destiniy 2 class it’d be a Titan (bit tanky, good at melee damage). A word to describe the character (not the god, not what the character is seeking) is entertaining. And the character is apparently hard to draw/cosplay and the concept art of it is missing a lot of details.

He has also confirmed that he is not the champion of Poseidon or Hades

Martyn:

Pan!Martyn Is Also Hot

Apo:

I don't have any links, but in Apo's stream after twitch con she said that her patron god fits her really well and that and that Pray by The Amazing Devil fits her character

General/Multiple Characters:

Some General Info

PanSMP Cast Reactions To The Trailer

More overall information can be found under the #pansmp updates tag or in this post

like from my original perspective Vampires was pretty silly, pretty chill, nothing too crazy happened- and then I go to watch Any Other pov and they’re literally going through hell & nine times out of ten it’s because of Scott Goldsmith