everly :3

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

“The manager gives me a smile ‘cause he knows that it’s me they’ve been coming to see” also implies that the Piano Man is possibly an incredibly attractive but oblivious himbo, and if you listen to the rest of it imagining that, this all fits a little too well.

this makes too much sense. Also, the full quote is “Now John at the bar is a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free. And he’s quick with a joke or to light up your smoke. But there’s someplace that he’d rather be” Yes, your bed, he wants to be on your bed honey, that’s not a joke, he is flirting with you.

Lighting another man’s cigarette is some old-school gay cruising.

You know, good on him for just rolling with it.

i think more people would benefit from an "i dont have to commit to this identity, if i ever change my mind, i dont have to identify that way anymore" approach to sexual/romantic orientation and gender identity

does she know ?

i'm never getting married but if i did since my dad wouldn't be able to walk me down the aisle i'd let you do it mutuals. "here comes the bride" & the doors bust down as everyone marches in carrying me down the aisle & depositing me next to my partner who i suppose in this hypothetical can be a 12 foot butch anthro whale shark with generalized anxiety disorder. & you're all like, "here's your joan we were keeping it safe for you" & i'd let out a chaste giggle. what does chaste mean again

Do you guys think yellowjackets saw 9/11 happen and were glad everyone suddenly sympathized with their justified fear of planes