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[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

hellenhighwater

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

toontwink

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

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musiicpix3l

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

fluffmugger

"Love is love" is a milquetoast cishet marketing phrase

Pride is a FUCK YOU to a society that wants us dead.

allthingswhumpyandangsty

#know your fandom history

autisticlittleguy

"Grace Ryland is Rocky's dog" is such a funny fucking dynamic when you think about it

Eridians are further behind than humans technologically right? They dont have computers, relativity, quantum mechanics, etc. In fact, Eridians probably dont even know about the Big Bang because their atmosphere would filter out most of the cosmic microwave background radiation we use to detect it. On a human timeline, theyre anywhere between like early-mid 20th century. Rocky's basically a cosmonaut.

So the human civilization is pretty advanced from Rocky's perspective. Rationally he understands this. On a conceptual level he knows this to be true.

But at the same time... imagine youre one of the first ever cosmonauts to make it into space. Then you meet a 10 year old alien dog who cant do 2+2 without pulling out its calculator. It forgets everything constantly and has to keep notes everywhere, like it basically lives in Memento (2000). Also if it doesnt nap constantly it gets even stupider. And you somehow has to reconcile this with the fact that this dog has a better understanding of physics than your entire civilization does. Like the dog knows how the universe started.

#rocky the eridian #rocky phm #ryland grace #project hail mary #grace is the dog

sharrrrknight

Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-

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puncertainty

oh worm?

afearofcats

#bg3 #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 shitpost #astarion bg3

evalineart

#my husband #gorgeous #oromis #eragon #inheritance cycle

lamiyu

#christopher paolini #eragon #the inheritance cycle #oromis #art

pnkmateria

come get your stars everyone

[ID: golden star edited to say "i survived the March 2026 tumblr reblog update" /end ID]

(thanks @solstice-st4rs for the better alt text)

#we won #i survived #complaining works #tumblr reblog update

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fuckmarrykillpolls

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

fuckmarrykillpolls

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

dat-physics-gal

i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried

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World Heritage Post

tired-shipper

being a tumblr user is fun : the staff look like they're trying their hardest to kill the platform, half of the internet thinks we're dead, the other half reblogs our posts on pinterest, and we celebrate the murder of julius caesar every year.

valerie-an

do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”

Yes and I would also like to gently float in general.

valerie-an

this is the most positive addition that has ever been made on my post

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

#me in my English classes

gadmiral-thrawn

Thrawn to Thurfian: With all due respect, which is none…

morbiddruid

We were robbed of Chiss tattoos, and long haired Thrawn..

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djarinmuse

I literally love all of you, but as a Tumblr veteran, Tumblr's main feature is the reblog feature. It is the beating heart of the dashboard and the foundation for a chronological timeline. The For You page here should not be your default setting.

You guys have got to start reblogging stuff you enjoy, especially, specifically gifs and fan art but also fics and fan theories or even hot takes if you're not afraid of a lil discourse. I'm tired of being the first or third reblog for a person's post and then seeing my blog's followers do nothing but hit like, while blogs sit there with no new posts in months or years!

Reblog more stuff please. Thank you, have a good day.

You're not even going to reblog this post are you 🫩

triassictriserratops

fandom dies in the likes. You HAVE to reblog.

afearofcats

#bg3 #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 shitpost #asparagus humor

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