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billie: wha-

Klaine AU Friday: Vintage

Doc Ock fully knowing that Kingpin’s stupid plan would never work and end up just destroying the multiverse, but also thinking how funny the look in Kingpin’s face will be when his family dies in front of him again:

its not about how scary they are, they are/were real life animals and what matters is learning more about them, not how well they fit into your science fiction horror film lol

listen

have you ever met a swan

It looks like a fucking ridiculous rainbow chicken. But then there’s its claws. The longest can grow to be up to 5 inches long. This “straight, murderous nail can sever an arm or eviscerate an abdomen with ease.”

They can grow to up to 2 metres tall, run at speeds of up to 50 km/h, can jump up to 1.5 meters and are good swimmers. They will fuck you up.

It’s like a fucking velociraptor with a fancy hat.

“i hate people. no offense”

replying to “fuck you” with “not now i’m in the middle of something”

very specific appearance compliments. “i like your triangle eyeliner”

“if we’re gonna watch this movie, you have to promise to cry too”

insults that he asks izzy to come up with. five minutes after an argument is over he goes to magnus & reads “dating you is like hugging a cactus in slow motion twice a day” off his phone screen

“you would tell me if my stomach wasn’t a good pillow, right??”

they both say “behave” like too often

“can’t you just [poorly imitates magic hand movements] it?”

meanwhile, in latinoamerica:

Dean just g-g-getting by bi (x)