3.1.4.13.1.3.1

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

where's that native meme that's like "lol you worship the sun lmao" and they respond "ok. the sun is real"

Bitch I hope grey aliens come and walk around on your lawn in the dark and make your censor light come on and the ring camera record them looking into it with their huuuge eye

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

Can never relate.

then this post isnt for you, kush daddy 420

He is missing out

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

language is literally so beautiful like in english "i miss you" comes from being unable to locate someone in the field after battle, it's "i look for you but i can't find you" but the french "tu me manques" is also about absence but it's not something i do, it's something that happens to me, as in "you are something essential lacking inside me", in portuguese it's either "sinto a tua falta" as in "i feel your absence" or, from solitude you get "saudade de você" as in "i am lonely [of] you", and in spanish the word comes from stranger and it's something one does, "te extraño" as in "i am making a stranger out of you", and, and, and

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive