3.1.4.13.1.3.1

those orcs are harassing me again at the gym...

what are they saying king

whenever I'm doing the benchpress they'll come over and shout "MAK GORAG" and then add atleast 400 pounds to the barbell

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

this shit is everything to me man. i'm gonna fucking give birth to you

your dog looked at me funny so naturally I had to fell it with one wicked blow

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

that’s… i don’t know.. i can’t remember…..

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

He strutted his shit kinda

being almost but not quite devoid of sexualromantic attraction is an inconvenient albeit very funny sexuality to have. cupid IS capable of hittin me w his arrow but by god do i know how to dodge

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

you’ are biased against my skull

i’m not having this argument again man

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*