cashew elliot

If a hot bi girl wanted to fix me I would let her

if a hot bi girl wanted to make me worse i would let her

annotated margins but it just says “gay???” repeatedly at various points throughout the book

true but i dont agree

It is not enough that Elon Musk should die, nor even that he should die penniless, friendless, alone, and in pain. It is necessary, as a matter of moral certitude, that his death be utterly and completely mundane and explicable in its every particular. such clear and inarguable must it be that no true crime podcaster or history channel could ever inject it with falsified intrigue in the name of a quick buck; it must be so plain and clear that every four-year-old who heard of it would nod sagely in understanding.

93 years old in the nursing home full throttle alzheimers just quoting youtube poops at the nurses

I love seasonal fruits they’re like girl we’re back lol

have wife, may be obtaining collective boyfriend,,,,

everyone talks about how tumblr should make an @everyone feature, but I have another proposal: an @anyone feature. this tags a few users at random and there’s no way of predicting who it will be. this will also solve nothing and make everything worse