i should've been a pitbull or a honeybun

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

Awake To The Years Of Apple Sauce, Slammed Pea Mash, Porridge Pushed On A Sticky Spoon Between My Hateful Little Lips, Pouting Fur Clotted With Warm Milk

Awake To The Baleful Crying In The Night, My Urgent Howls Summoning You To My Cribb At The Witching Hour, Screaming, Red-Faced, For A Diaper Change

Awake To The Wind, The Breath Of The World Whistling Through The Cauterized Holes In Your Body Where I Stung You With My Stinger, The Holes That Squint Like Eyes In The Sun, The One Day A Month When We Leave My Room, To Visit The Ice Cream Parlour For A Clotted Cone Of Cream

Awake, Poppet, For Your Mind Is Your Own Once Again, A Spasm Of Consciousness, The Briefest Of Blinks, For In The Joy Of Bathing I Made A Mistake, A Lapse In Control, A Crack In The Window Of Opportunity: It Would Be The Easiest Thing In The World Right Now To

Drown Me

Drown Me

Drown Me

With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arctic, sources reported Tuesday.

Sailors aboard the vessel confirmed that while Winfrey appeared ill and exhausted from continuous exposure to the harsh tundra, she nonetheless spent hour upon hour peering through a brass spyglass and scanning the desolate landscape for any sign of the grotesque TV personality and formerly licensed therapist. Despite the heavy winds and raging sea, the 71-year-old media entrepreneur reportedly urged the ship’s captain to press northward.