Ultimate Trans Housewife

the world's saddest gnome just ate a juicy berry and smiled a little for the first time in weeks

telling someone I'm a different person now not because i changed but because i killed and replaced that iteration of me

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

i love that halo can die from the broken steam pipes at the start of the first game... uh oh earth is really in trouble now, halo went out broccoli style

I remember seeing images back in the day from a Japanese English textbook focused soley on how swearing and profanity work in English. It spread around a little because it contained many pictures of anime girls telling eachother to fuck off and calling things shit, but in otherwise weirdly formal English. I wish I could find it, but when I look it up none of the books that come up are the one I'm thinking of.

hallowed be thy ween

I just love it when video games let you do really stupid shit that kills you immediately. I love being like "oh this is a terrible idea" and being able to do it and then die. It's good game design.

Not me seeing a "consume" option on broken glass in 7Days and then being so confused why I just bleed to death. (And never, ever, hearing the end of it. Being forever known as the friend who eats glass.)

the author's barely-disguised desire for a club sandwich

call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

this is mind boggling levels of insane. if you've never done needlefelting you can't quite comprehend how fucking difficult it is to not only make things so precise at such a small scale but like, not get the fibers tangled into literally everything else they interact with. and then ANIMATING it??? bro this is witchcraft