A Dumb Freacking Blog

something I haven't seen people mention about The Hunger Games trilogy and movies is how it genuinely revolutionized the Minecraft server scene

when ur making drip coffee in the machine and pull the vessel out before it's done brewing and the little coffee udder starts getting big and full and leaking & groaning & sputtering until u put the vessel back & it sprays out the buildup hard. what the hell is that all about.

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

jesus christ they’re all going to carrot heaven

just showed this video to my cousin who is a feudal serf and he threw his cap on the ground like yosemite sam

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

taking away a clowngirl's makeup telling her she doesn't have to be a clown she can just be a normal silly billy and correcting her any time she tries to juggle until she gets sadder and sadder and eventually stops talking altogether and just communicating via gestures and realizing with horror you've created a mimegirl

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

one time i was looking at the irate gamer's etsy page because i wanted to know what kind of person would buy irate gamer merch and i found some guy whose favorite items list was full of hundreds of novelty knick knacks from the 80s and like libertarian and prepper stuff and then i kept laughing imagining the guy in a bunker with all these stupid little trinkets everywhere and a stack of 800 cans of green beans and then some irate gamer DVDs and him being like “okay... now i’m ready for the end of the world”