just a passing through doll

his original lore is that he's a demon pretending to be a sheep/goat thing that means getting his wool shaved and milked

uses my ultimate bunny power on you

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

the elf stones are currently being held by ringo starr, of the beatles fame.

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"